Welcome! To the first edition of the Retail Rant. As an introduction, my favourite episodes from past experiences will be added here. And with Christmas coming, more retail woes should be coming soon!!
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Me (behind an ice cream counter – the only flavour left in the freezer is one container of raspberry yogurt, bright pink): Can I help you?
Old man: I’ll have a scoop of vanilla, please.
2.
Other cashier: Gill, where’s Peru?
Me (in less than impressed tone of voice): In South America, what kind of question is that?
Customer: A question from two people who don’t know geometry!
3.
A frequent question that makes me wonder what people are thinking: Did bees make this honey?
*is there another option???
If you know anything about honey made from non-bees, please let me know.
Tune in next week for more retail rant!